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Tuesday, August 18, 2020

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect them each from the other.

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

Surgeons are the only people who stab you in a right way to keep you alive

Germ-X only kills 99.9% of germs because killing all germs would put them out of business.

99% killing mouthwash is just creating supergerms in our mouth

The reason we don't have world peace is because beauty pageant contestants keep wishing for it out loud.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

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Grandbrother

My background is mixed - my mother is a female, dad is a male

Name my son chumbawumba

👿 Hell: my grandmother went to hell

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Trampstamp tattooI lI.... Y. The.... That's rude... But the tattoos..actually says tramp stamp....... ...... I

carpe diem tattoo but written phonetically in chinese

When playing a video game, easy mode is just hard mode for the bad guys

If you're fighting a boss in easy mode the boss is fighting in hard mode

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Game stop: store to stop gamers