✌️☮️War / Peace

 The reason we don't have world peace is because beauty pageant contestants keep wishing for it out loud.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

👪Family

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 Grandbrother

My background is mixed - my mother is a female, dad is a male

Name my son chumbawumba

👿 Hell: my grandmother went to hell

Tattoos

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 Trampstamp tattooI lI.... Y. The.... That's rude... But the tattoos..actually says tramp stamp....... ...... I

carpe diem tattoo but written phonetically in chinese

🎮Videogames

When playing a video game, easy mode is just hard mode for the bad guys

If you're fighting a boss in easy mode the boss is fighting in hard mode

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Game stop: store to stop gamers

💻Social Media / Facebook / Internet

Grandmothers used to share old wive’s tales. Now they share fake news on social media.

Blackboards with white chalk is the original dark theme.

🔪 🔫 Violence / shooting / stabbing / attack

Decapitation isn't cutting a person's head off, it's cutting a person's body off.

🚽Toilets / bathroom / poo / feces / pee

Wiping feces off any other part of our body with just paper without washing would be disgusting.

Toilets are just water slides for our feces

When you sit on the toilet you connect your butthole up to the large network of connected buttholes

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🛌 Did u used to wet bed when younger? No. Not when younger