Neither the word 'elevator' or 'lift' imply that they also go down.
Microwaves should count up after the timer ends. So I know how long the item has been cooling.
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
If you step on a person's foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.
If your front door has a mail slot, then you live in a mailbox.
Socks are just portable carpets.
🛌👟 Making the bed is like tying your shoes after taking them off
Cleaning is basically relocating dirt
Almost all mirrors are sold as "used"
It's strange that there is a setting on your toaster to completely burn the bread.
All stairs are wheelchair accessible if you're going down
Bathtubs are reverse boats
The fence that encloses the smallest area in the world also encloses the largest.
It's 2018 and you can't unpress an elevator button.
Every time you use a lighter it becomes a little lighter
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