Having a kid is like hitting "continue" on a video game
Guitarists are the only people allowed to finger minors.
I was a wank away from never existing.
Bad date talk: "I'm torn on abortions. I'm all in favor of killing babies, but then you're giving women a choice."
If you’re no longer covered by your parent’s health insurance, your manufacturer’s warranty is over.
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