🐎 Mules do everything half assed
🐽Pigs basically just convert vegetables into bacon.
Cats fixing their fur after we pet them is the same as kids wiping off kisses.
😻 Cat name: titty
Mosquitoes are essentially used, flying, dirty needles
A duck only has to meow once for you to question every quack
Pets are the 1% of the animal world
Fishing is the underwater equivalent of Alien abduction
Humans relax to the sounds of birds screaming for sex.
horses runs on its fingernails
If we domesticated bears as we did wolves we would have real teddy bears.
Rhinos evolved to grow a horn for protection, but it's what's making them go extinct
If there’s a spider in your house and there’s a ton of mosquitos, well you’re the bait
Do Dolphins whales have milk teets
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