Q 🍳 ☕ I like my coffee over easy
Q 🍳 How would you like your eggs. Cooked .
☕ When ordering with a friend: coffee for me, and a tea for my father
Bathwater is just human tea
🍴🍜 Knives should be named chopsticks.
An onion forces you to cry over it's dead body.
A gingerbread man living in a gingerbread house is pretty fucked up.
If you wait a couple hours, crunchy tacos turn into soft tacos and soft tacos turn into crunchy tacos
Eating a lollipop is just swallowing your flavored spit
Whenever you buy and eat half a chicken, you are secretly sharing a meal with a stranger.
Cold pizza and warm beer are the same temperature.
When your waiter takes along time, you become the waiter
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