Stripteases are just erotic unboxing videos.
At the end of your mouth is your anus.
Our fingers are slowly printing our nails.
Bras are measured in cups because boobs have milk in them.
Our bodies are advertisements for our sperms/eggs.
I am nine months older than my age
A period is like a person tearing down their party decorations in a rage because no one came.
Short people are less likely to break their phone when they drop it
Puberty is the Biological form of forced updates.
Watching a birth in reverse would be horrifying.
Having a sex change from male to female literally takes balls.
Tampon commercials create an unrealistic expectation of how much fun it is to be around menstruating women.
Tall people feel rain first
Decapitation isn't cutting a person's head off, it's cutting a person's body off.
Your age is just the number of laps you've done around a giant gaseous fireball
If you step on a person's foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.
There is about one boob per person in the world
On average, human beings have one testicle.
Making a typo in an online argument is the equivalent of voice cracking in a verbal argument.
What if you censor female nipples with male nipples?
Fat people have more skin than skinny people. Shouldn't 'skinny' be a term used to describe fat people?
Your ass is your leg's shoulder.
Our bodies are advertisements for our sperms/eggs.
naked men fears no pickpockets
If you swallow fake vomit and throw it up, does it become real vomit?
☀ 🍖 Tan lines are like grill marks for humans
Belly buttons are amazing; can't believe babies come out of them
When a man tells me he doesn't drink, I assume he's a recovering alcoholic. When a woman tells me, I assume she's pregnant.
“Fat ass” was an insult 20 years ago. Today, “flat ass” is an insult.
💩 It was the colur of poo
Kidney stones are human pearls
👃👂 Nose-earring
Bras are measured in cups because boobs have milk in them.
Our bodies are advertisements for our sperms/eggs.
I am nine months older than my age
A period is like a person tearing down their party decorations in a rage because no one came.
Short people are less likely to break their phone when they drop it
Puberty is the Biological form of forced updates.
Watching a birth in reverse would be horrifying.
Having a sex change from male to female literally takes balls.
Tampon commercials create an unrealistic expectation of how much fun it is to be around menstruating women.
Tall people feel rain first
Decapitation isn't cutting a person's head off, it's cutting a person's body off.
Your age is just the number of laps you've done around a giant gaseous fireball
If you step on a person's foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.
There is about one boob per person in the world
On average, human beings have one testicle.
Making a typo in an online argument is the equivalent of voice cracking in a verbal argument.
What if you censor female nipples with male nipples?
Fat people have more skin than skinny people. Shouldn't 'skinny' be a term used to describe fat people?
Your ass is your leg's shoulder.
Our bodies are advertisements for our sperms/eggs.
naked men fears no pickpockets
If you swallow fake vomit and throw it up, does it become real vomit?
☀ 🍖 Tan lines are like grill marks for humans
Belly buttons are amazing; can't believe babies come out of them
When a man tells me he doesn't drink, I assume he's a recovering alcoholic. When a woman tells me, I assume she's pregnant.
“Fat ass” was an insult 20 years ago. Today, “flat ass” is an insult.
💩 It was the colur of poo
Kidney stones are human pearls
👃👂 Nose-earring
The brain is our most intelligent organ, according to the brain
(reddit) - errect: I was harder than calculus
Telling someone they look better with a beard is basically saying they look better the less you can see their face.
Bathwater is just human tea
Small people tend to save more on soap
Nudists don't have private parts
Let us all take a moment to appreciate that our internal organs don't itchFor a tree, a forest is like a crowded city, and a city is like a rural area.
The atoms that make up our bodies are not ours, but merely being borrowed
👃 Everything smells a little like nose.
(reddit) - errect: I was harder than calculus
Telling someone they look better with a beard is basically saying they look better the less you can see their face.
Bathwater is just human tea
Small people tend to save more on soap
Nudists don't have private parts
Let us all take a moment to appreciate that our internal organs don't itchFor a tree, a forest is like a crowded city, and a city is like a rural area.
The atoms that make up our bodies are not ours, but merely being borrowed
👃 Everything smells a little like nose.
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Snap chat filter for penis
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"Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit." (reddit)
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