✋🏼👌🏼 Masterbating / Porn

I was a wank away from never existing.

👂 How Do Deaf People Masturbate Without Being Totally Paranoid?

Getting a virus from watching porn is your computer catching an STD

We're all just masturbating to liquid crystals.

Numbing masterbating

What if we could't masturbate for the same reason why we can't tickle ourselves?

Porn sites need sorting by the number of exits from the website after watching the video.

Some young deaf teenagers are watching porn with the volume on full blast and have no idea

pornstars are just crowdfunded prostitutes

Watching a sports team and saying we won is the same as watching a pornstar and saying we had sex

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Porn that predicts what you want. Ends

twitch - you watch people jack off while watching their porn