💅 Nail polish is lipstick for deaf people
💅 Makeup is allowed in beauty pageants yet steroids aren't allowed in sports
💇 The longer you wait for a haircut the better deal you getting
Lies are like makeup for your personality
When a bald person washes their face, how far up do they go?
The only place it's not weird to compliment your own hair is at the hair salon.
Brushing your teeth is probably the only time that you are washing your skull.
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