Thursday, June 2, 2016

⛪ ☦ ☪ Religion / bible

Q Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Facebook requests are the Jehovah's Witnesses of the Internet.

Jesus never read the bible.


I judge people for their "Only God Can Judge" tattoo.

Homosexuality is older than the bible,the guy writing it had to know about such a thing before complaining about it.

If God created the sun on the fourth day, how had four days passed?

The Bible holds the record for being the object of the longest running book club where community members meet to share their views on single book.

You have to pay me back...because i'm not Jesus P.Mahoney

When Adam was created, he had an average sized dick and also the biggest dick on the planet.

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i swear on god's life

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